Hello out there Internet. He’s weird and she’s crazy, together they are a perfect match. What we have for you here today is the first (and maybe last) episode of the Instagram tabloid show. Asking the tough questions, this show will astound, amaze and dumify your brainz.
Today’s Episode: The Reverse Tapeworm.
Our investigative reports discovered some interesting details of an upcoming weight loss scandal. Have you ever heard of a reverse tapeworm? Read on to find out more…
What overweight celebrity is about to make history?
Is it John Mayer?
Ohh Hell, NO!
Is it NPH? Not Phucking Havin’it!
Phew, imagine waking up next to that!
Could it be me?
Let’s Hope Not!!!NEVER!!!
My lovely wife?
Such a beautiful Smile…
You really want to know….first a word from our sponsor.
Rice Crispies…err, Fruity Pebbles with Marshmallows!
Now for the truth, let’s see the top secret plans that our investigative reports uncovered along with our artists interpretation.
Is this a spotting of the reverse tapeworm working in personals of the your local paper?
That is all for now.
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